FRIEND FOR SALE
A farmer was detained for questioning about an election scandal. “Did you sell your vote?” the attorney asked. “No sir, not me,” the farmer protested. “I voted for that there fella ’cause I like him.” “Come now,” threatened the attorney. “I have evidence that he gave you fifty dollars for a vote.” The farmer said, “Well now, it’s plain common sense that when a fella gives you fifty dollars you like him.” From Sermons Illustrated
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