THE UMPIRE PLACE
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. With a beguiling leer, Satan proposed a game (to be played on neutral grounds) between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked Hades boys. “Very well,” the gatekeeper of the Celestial City agreed. “But you realize, I hope, that we have all the good players and the best coaches too.” “I know,” said Satan calmly, “but we have all the umpires!” From How the Platform Professionals Keep ’em Laughing
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