DEFINITIONS RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION:
Jealousy with a halo! OPTIMIST: Happychondriac. PESSIMIST: This person turns out the light to see how dark it is. ATHEIST: A fellow playing golf with a minister, a priest, and a rabbi who won’t concede a two-inch putt. DEVOUT GOLFER: Man who prays with an interlocking grip. SECRET: Something which is hushed about from place to place. RUMOR: Goes in an ear and out many mouths. From Treasury of Clean Church Jokes, by Tal D. Bonham
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