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What is a perfect minister? Results of a survey indicate that the perfect minister never raises his voice out of the pulpit. He/she preaches only twenty minutes and condemns sin without ever upsetting anyone. A perfect minister can handle pastoral work from dawn to midnight and do janitorial work on the side. He/she earns $100 a week and gives half to the poor. The average perfect minister is 28 years old but has been preaching 30 years. He/she loves teenagers but spends ten hours a day with elders. The perfect minister can laugh all the time with a straight face and has an excellent sense of humor, perfectly timed, and gives a serious message. He/she makes ten calls a day and is always in the office if needed. The perfect minister has a crystal ball that never fails to tell when someone is ill. He/she can be depressed without showing it, discouraged without saying it and have a smile that never…

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