WEIGHT LOSS
When a matron was signing up for exercise classes, the instructor told her to be sure to wear loose clothing to class. She responded, “Listen, if I had any loose clothing, I wouldn’t need this class.” Chestnuts, Freshly Roasted, Which reminds me of the old joke about the guy who went into the Drug Store to get some powder for the bad rash on his inner upper thighs (that’s polite talk for crotch), When he asked the Pharmacist where their soothing, antiseptic powders were kept, the Pharmacist turned and said “Oh, yes, we have something, walk this way!” and started off. But the man replied, “Look, if I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the powder.”
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