A preacher saw a group of little boys sitting in a circle with a dog in the middle. He asked them what they were doing with the dog. One little fellow said, “We ain’t doin’ nuthin’ to the dog; we’re just tellin’ lies, and the one that tells the biggest one gets to keep the dog.”

The preacher told them that when he was a little boy, he never would have even thought of telling a lie.

The little boy said, “Give him the dog, fellas.”
Griffith, J., Henry, R., Robertson, J., Blakely D., “Keep ‘Em Laughin’,” Rich Publishing Co. (Adapted).

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