GO WITH THE FLOW
A young couple who took their three-month-old baby to the movies were warned by the usher. He said, “If the baby cries, you’ll have to leave. We’ll give you your money back.” After watching the show for a half hour, the husband asked his wife: “How do you like the movie?” She turned to him and whispered, “It’s rotten.” He agreed, “I think so, too. Pinch the baby.” Chestnuts, Freshly Roasted
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