Sermon Illustrations

A POINT OF REFERENCE Picasso asked his friend, Rodin, "Do you like this painting? I have not yet signed it, but I thought I would ask your opinion first." Rodin took the picture, turned it…
BE SURE YOU GET THE WHOLE STORY A farmer in Bloomington bought a horse and was told, honestly, by the seller that there was only one thing wrong with the horse. He likes to sit…
CONVERSATIONAL GRACE An attractive woman was taken to dinner one night by William E. Gladstone, the distinguished British statesman. The next evening she attended a dinner where she sat next to Benjamin Disraeli, his equally…
SHORT-SIGHTED A pig ate his fill of acorns under an oak tree and then started to root around the tree. A crow remarked, "You should not do this. If you lay bare the roots, the…
THE CRITIC British columnist Bernard Levin, commenting on the taste of two music critics: "If this pair had been present at the miracle of the loaves and fishes, one of them would have complained that…
SOMETIMES BEING JUST A VISITOR HAS ITS ADVANTAGES A preacher was addressing the people one Sunday, trying to impress upon them the importance of religion. "All you people of this congregation," he cried from the…
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