COMMUNICATING TRUTH It takes two to speak the truth -- one to speak and another to hear. Henry David Thoreau
Sermon Illustrations
MODESTY is the skill of reluctantly allowing someone else to say things about you, you would have said yourself if you weren't naturally modest. Funny, Funny World
THE BEAUTY OF IT Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies. Ralph Waldo Emerson
KNOW HOW TO GO WITH THE FLOW The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. Edward Gibbon
SUCCESS Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen
PROSPERITY Most people can't stand prosperity . . . but then again, most people don't have to. Nothing But Winners by Pat Williams and Ken Hussar (TriMark Publishing Co., Wilmington, Delaware) 1984. 6000 One Liners!
THINK ABOUT IT Remember, a bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
PLANNING If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
REALISM If you dance with a grizzly bear, you'd better let him lead.
LAST WORDS "I will stick to Christ as a burr to a topcoat!" Last words of Katherine von Bora, wife of Martin Luther. from His magazine
WISDOM REGARDING THE MOUTH A closed mouth gathers no feet. Bits & Pieces
SUMMARY "God has some that the Church doesn't. And the Church has some that God doesn't." St. Augustine
HOW LONG CAN YOU LIVE? Man can live without air for a very few minutes, without water for a number of days, without food for about two months, without a new thought for years on…
A COOLING TRIVIAL THOUGHT FOR A SUMMER DAY The ice pack over the North Pole is as big as the lower 48 states of the U. S.
ADVANTAGES OF THE AGED One good thing about becoming ninety years old is that your're not subject to much peer pressure. Edward Bernays, Reader's Digest
CATS teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
PERSPECTIVE If you can smile when everything is going wrong the chances are you're a plumber working on a Sunday. Funny, Funny World
Jul86 PROGRESS? We are on the move from false certainty to true uncertainty. Attributed to Henri Nouwen
DRINKING AND DRIVING If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt! Soundings
GETTING SMART MAY TAKE TIME School yourself to the severe gradualness in the acculation of knowledge. Ivan Pavlov
