A BAD DAY WHEN You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up in a hospital all trussed up and your insurance agent tells you that your accident policy covers falling…
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THINKING ON A GRAND SCALE My local colleague in ministry, Roy Strasburger, sent in the following three items. First, a resolve that was signed by the builders of the Cathedral in Seville, Spain in 1401…
DON'T WORRY, MOM A fifteen year old boy came bounding into the house and found his mom in bed. He asked if she were sick or something. He was truly concerned. Mom replied that, as…
YOU'D BE MISSED If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson, Chestnuts
HEAVEN'S DEMOGRAPHICS "I must not think it strange if God takes in youth those whom I would have kept on earth until they were older. God is peopling eternity, and I must not restrict Him…
JARGON I recently visited a very seriously ill man in a local hospital. I was told that he was "pre-terminal" which evidently isn't quite terminal, but is expected to be so. I started thinking. Can't…
RIGHTS As long as there are examinations and tests there will be prayer in the public schools.
FOR THE JUNIOR HIGH DEPARTMENT How do you catch a "Unique" bird? Answer: You "neek" up on him!" How do you catch a "Tame" bird? Answer: The Tame way.
WISDOM ON SHOPPING FOR A CAR No one ever got rid of an old car because it ran too well.
AVERAGE I am only an average man, but I work harder at it than the average man. Teddy Roosevelt
PACKAGE DEAL The marching orders and the gift of the Spirit come in the Same Package. John V. Taylor
THE BODY Your body is a great deal like a finely tuned automobile, if you take good care of it, eventually it will break down.
RULE FOR LIFE Always do right. This will gratify most people, and astonish the rest. Mark Twain
OPPORTUNITY The reason some people don't recognize opportunity is because it often comes disguised as hard work. Bits & Pieces
RULES OF WAR The rules, solemnly observed by sovereign nations, which make it illegal to hit below the toes. Leo Rosten, Treasury of Jewish Quotations
STAY ALERT The easiest way to stay awake during a sermon is to deliver it.
THE HUMAN DILEMMA This sign was seen at the desk of a country inn in Stow on the Wold, England: "Please introduce yourself to your fellow guests since we are one big happy family. Do…
PERSPECTIVE ON THE MIND The mind is a fire to be kindled, not a vessel to be filled. Plutarch
GOALS If you don't have goals in your life you will never be able to tell if you're a failure. Funny, Funny World
JUST LIKE FAMILY The secretary was leaving to get married and the boss gave her a big hug and a kiss. "You've been like a daughter to me -- insolent, surly, unappreciative." Funny, Funny World
