Sermon Illustrations

EXCUSES, EXCUSES Tired of hearing the same, time-worn excuses for why people don't attend church services, the Reverend Sydney Laing of Dublin, Ireland wrote this humorous piece for his parish paper - "Ten Reasons Why…
LAWYERS Did you know they are using lawyers now for medical research? Yes, there are three reasons for this. 1. There are more lawyers than white rats. 2. Lawyers are slightly more humanoid than white…
THE MISSING INGREDIENT During one of the tensest moments of a murder movie, an elderly gentleman groped for something on the theatre floor. He was greatly disturbing the lady in the next seat, to the…
SERENITY A couple were vacationing in New England and were staying at an old inn. While finding it peaceful and quiet, they thought the place lacked enough activities to keep them interested. To make matters…
COMMITMENT While attending Stanford University, two Chinese boys were among the worshippers at Pastor Paul Meigs' Church. Their families were immensely wealthy. Beside their actual expenses, the boys each had three thousand dollars spending money…
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