PLAY SOMETHING THE DOG DOESN'T KNOW After a hard day at work, a father was very patiently listening to his 7 year old son scratch away on his violin while the dog howled dismally nearby.…
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FATHER'S DAY WORRY Here's an idea for a perfect Father's Day gift from teenage children. Tell your dad to get a good night's sleep and you'll lie awake and worry for him. From Pulpit Humor
Nothing makes a man the boss of his house like living alone. Among the best home furnishings are children. Can you remember when daycare centers were called home? From 14,000 Quips & Quotes, by E.C.…
SHORT SHOTS Practice makes perfect, so be careful what you practice.
SHORT SHOTS I don't understand Christianity. I don't understand electricity either, but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do.
SHORT SHOTS Some people who say "Our Father" on Sunday go around the rest of the week acting like orphans.
SHORT SHOTS The wages of sin is death, but by receiving Christ, you can leave before payday.
SHORT SHOTS Blowing out the other person's candle won't make your's shine any brighter.
SHORT SHOTS Before you begin to give someone a piece of your mind, consider carefully whether you can spare any.
SHORT SHOTS Kindness is the oil that takes friction out of life.
SHORT SHOTS Each day of your life is a gift. Untie the ribbons.
SHORT SHOTS He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must himself pass.
SHORT SHOTS Unfortunately, some people who think they've had 15 years experience have really had one year's experience 15 times.
SHORT SHOTS There is no greater loan than a sympathetic ear.
SHORT SHOTS Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even though you wish they were.
SHORT SHOTS Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.
SHORT SHOTS Life is like a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
SHORT SHOTS When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot, hang on and swing!
SHORT SHOTS Show me a man who is a good loser and I will show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
SHORT SHOTS An egotist is a person who is more interested in himself than in me.
