SHADOWS Never fear shadows. That just means a light's shining somewhere nearby.
Sermon Illustrations
CHEAP He was so cheap that if he'd been at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks. John G. Blewitt, Cedar Grove, NJ 07009
VANDALISM Senseless vandalism is rightly deplored. But it's hard to find any carefully thought out vandalism. It's A Funny, Funny World
FEELING AT HOME Sign seen at the entrance of an English castle open to the public: It is the duty of the host to make his guests feel at home. It is the duty of…
LIFE is not necessarily something I would recommend to everybody. Ashleigh Brilliant
REALISTIC DENTAL CARE In health class a teacher asked a six-year-old what he did to protect his teeth. "I watch out for kids pushing at the drinking fountain," he said. Sharing . . . A…
SHARING A sorrow shared is half the sorrow, while a joy shared is twice the joy.
SELF-PERSPECTIVE As long as you laugh at your troubles, you may be sure you ill never run out of something to laugh at.
PE Apr82 WORDS AND ACTIONS I had lunch with my friend Ed Neuman at IMI (computers and disc drives) the other day and he gave me the tour. He pointed out a poster that they…
GOOD INTENTIONS It's always easy the night before to get up early the next morning. Bits and Pieces
BUILDING AND DESTROYING To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day. Winston Churchill
CHILDISH VIRTUE One thing you can say for small children -- they don't go around showing off pictures of their grandparents.
HELPFUL GOALS If you don't have goals in your life you will never be able to tell if you're a failure. Funny, Funny World
LOOK AGAIN If everything is coming your way . . . you must be in the wrong lane.
CYNIC'S VIEW A word of kindness and a loaded revolver will get you more than a word of kindness alone.
BUMPER STICKER Tithe if you love Jesus, any idiot can honk!
RARE APPEARANCE Some people never come to church except for their baptism, their marriage and their funeral, or when they're hatched, matched and dispatched .
VERY GRIM WARNING Sign seen in an orthopedic physician's office: "Give your son a motorcycle for his last birthday."
MONEY "The average family's ambition is to make as much money as they're spending"
BRAIN "The brain is an organ that starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
