EMPATHY Your pain in my heart. Jess Lair
Sermon Illustrations
ENEMIES' SECRETS If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
MONEY isn't everything, but it's a sure-fire way not to lose touch with your kids. Funny, Funny World
LITERACY'S LIABILITIES Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic. Funny, Funny World
EXPERIENCE Don't underestimate the importance of experience. It'll help you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
YOU'D BE MISSED If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson, Chestnuts
KEYS TO UNDERSTANDING We make a living by what we get out of life . . . but we make a life by what we give. Rev. Don Maddox of Long Beach, California 90802
SUBSCRIPTIONS AND SUBSCRIBERS The editor of a small Missouri newspaper sent a notice to one Bill Jenkins that his subscription had expired. Back came a note with the reply, "So's Bill." Sent in by Jack…
NO INVITATION NEEDED A church member waiting to be asked to serve in his own church is just like the member of a family waiting to be invited to pull weeds in front of the…
MIDDLE AGE Is that difficult period between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself. Fred Hintz, Syracuse, New York
PROGRESS? It only took the movies 50 years to go from silent to unspeakable. Fred Hintz, Syracuse, New York 13205
ANTICIPATION I can't think of anything that's as much fun to own as it is to look forward to owning. Jim Vorsas
SUCCESS AND FAILURE If you really want to succeed, form the habit of doing the things that people who are failures don't like to do.
COINCIDENCE A small miracle where God prefers to remain anonymous.
BASIC NEEDS A woman needs four men in her life: a banker, an actor, a minister and a mortician. One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!…
INFLATION Sign on a water cooler at Hughes Aircraft in Torrance: "Due to inflation and other costs, the water in this cooler is twice as free as it used to be." Funny, Funny World
DEALING WITH TEMPTAION There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is a cowardly response to the fact that you might get caught.
HAPPINESS is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp; but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you. Nathaniel Hawthorne
MARRIAGE is the art of two incompatible people learning to live compatibly.
PRUDENCE Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river. Cordell Hull, quoted in Direct Response
