Money is not everything... there are also credit cards, debit cards, bank cards, money orders, certified checks, and travelers checks.
Sermon Illustrations
Too many people are like blisters... they don't show up until the work is all done.
Be careful of the kind of rut you choose... you may be in it for the rest of your life.
Junk is something you throw away about three weeks before you need it.
Regarding my age... it's just that I have too much sand in the bottom of my hourglass.
Confidence is simply the inner feeling you have before you really understand the problem.
Preacher... beware of the church member with an open mouth and a closed pocketbook.
One nice thing about bores is that they usually don't talk about other people.
Gossip is the one thing that is always brewing at coffee break.
A really good golfer is one who goes to church on Sunday, first.
Too bad, but true, isn't it, that we judge ourselves by our best intentions and others by their worst faults?
In today's world, a jury is a body of men and women selected to decide which of the contestants had the better lawyer.
Then, there's one great flaw in our current jury system -- it's scary to realize that your fate is in the hands of twelve people who could not figure out how to get excused from…
By the time a man can afford to buy one of those exotic little sports cars, he's too fat to get into it.
There are too many church members who can be described like the Missouri farmer describes his mule: "Awfully backward about going forward."
Then, there are too many church attenders, who could appropriately begin all church services by singing: "Nothing in my hand I bring... simply to the cross I cling..."
Many church members have enough religion to make them decent citizens but not enough to make them dynamic Christians.
Some church members are so introverted they can't even lead a silent prayer.
Did you ever hear about the church member who attends church occasionally to discount his blessings?
A sign seen on a businessman's desk: "MY DECISION IS MAYBE... AND THAT'S FINAL!"
