Sermon Illustrations

THE FAMILY CAR Three men were discussing what most people wanted in a new car. One said, "Dependability." Another said "Styling." A third said "Economy." Just then a fourth man, who recently had bought his…
FAMILY MATH A school teacher was giving a lesson in fractions. "Johnny, suppose there were seven in your family -- five children and mother and father -- a total of seven. And suppose there was…
IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS Grandmother, on a winter's day, Milked the cows, and fed them hay, Slopped the hogs, saddled the mule, And got the children off to school./Did a washing, mopped the floors,…
KIDS KNOW HOW IT WORKS Mrs. Arthur Sulzberger, of the newspaper dynasty, was bidding a granddaughter good-night one evening when the child remarked, "Mommy and Daddy are entertaining some very important people downstairs." The grandmother…
LOOKING OUT FOR MOM A penny-pinching miser defended himself against criticism aimed at his parsimonious ways. He said in his own defense, "Why, I couldn't stand for my mother to go on year after year…
CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO GOD Dear God, My name is Robert. I want a baby brother. My mother said to ask my father. May father said to ask you. Do you think you can do it?…
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