And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it? Source unknown
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And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Think "honk" if you're telepathic. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Source Unknown Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it…
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use…
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Does fuzzy logic tickle? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is) then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out…
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these Okay, who stopped payment on my reality check? Source Unknown
And then there are those things that we will NEVER understand. Things like these What WAS the best thing before white bread? Source Unknown
