A CHALLENGE TO GOD A cartoon appeared in a New York City newspaper picturing the Titanic leaving port. The ship was renamed "The United States Economy. The caption above it read: "Not even God can…
Sermon Illustrations
HUNG CLIENTS A lawyer soliciting a potential client told the man he got his last three clients suspended. What he didn't mention was that they were all hung.
BE A KID AGAIN ~ Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. ~ Dot all your "i's" with smiley faces. ~ Sing into your hairbrush. ~ Grow a milk mustache. ~ Smile…
WAYWARD CLERGY A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road side damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they witnessed a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking…
APPRECIATION SHARES EXCELLENCE Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
LOTTERY PACKING A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery." The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean…
SHORT SHOTS ON SHORT WISDOM Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35 miles per hour are also timed for 70 miles per hour. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? I didn't…
ABUNDANCE OF LOVE Love is a wonderful thing. You never have to take it away from one person to give it to another. There's always more than enough to go around.
TWO BOXES I have in my hands two boxes Which God gave me to hold/He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded his words, and…
GRIZZLY BEAR PRECAUTIONS In light of the rising frequency of grizzly bear encounters with humans, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert…
EVIDENCE OF THE FALL What greater evidence of the fall do we have than that we must struggle to be yielded to Him? From What's So Amazing About Grace? by Phil Yancey
LAWS OF THE HARVEST Throughout scripture God teaches us of the "Laws of the Harvest" That every Action has a reaction... That every Cause has an effect... Laws of the Harvest: We reap As we…
CONTOUR OF CHARACTER There will be faults and cracks in the character of man who withstood the endless stresses of many changing tides. But under the great, good hand of God, each mark, each line,…
SPECIAL BROWNIES Many parents are hard put to explain to their youth why some music, movies, books, games and magazines are not acceptable material for them to bring into the home, for their youth to…
IF JESUS CAME Would you have to change your clothes before you let Him in? Or hide some magazines, and put the Bible where they'd been? Would you hide your worldly music and put some…
JUDGING LIKE JESUS DID As I look at the response of Jesus toward people, I see a "judge" who really hated judgmentalism. But he did not hesitate to judge. But it was almost an implied…
POISON WATERMELON REVENGE There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons.…
UNPLUG THE HORSE A would-be cowboy decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops…
DRINKERS' PATCH There were these two fellows from the backwoods who were driving down the highway in their pickup truck when they came to a sign that said there was a police blockade ahead. Jim…
ATHEIST BARBER A preacher and an atheistic barber were once walking through the city slums. Said the barber to the preacher: "This is why I cannot believe in a God of love. If God was…
