Sermon Illustrations

DISILLUSIONED Santa Clara County Supervisor Dianne McKenna recently told the following story at the DeAnza College Commencement that she read in Bloom County: Opus, the penguin was suffering a crisis of faith. While standing in…
WORDS FITLY SPOKEN From a collection of expressions coined in the rural south: "He's so tight he don't even breathe all the air he needs." "A few drinks of that and you're nine feet tall…
COMMUNICATION An executive who had recently hired an English secretary had to go on a business trip to London. While he was away, a salesman who had never spoken to the new secretary made one…
THEOLOGY AND MUSIC There has always been a close association between theology and music. A theological drama, such as Calvin's Geneva Liturgy, would be barren without the musical settings of the Psalms provided by Louis…
THE REST OF THE STORY The student grabbed the professor after class and asked for an explanation of the notations on his examination paper. The pupil inquired, "How come I only got a 'D' on…
WISDOM FROM WOODY ALLEN Regarding science, Woody Allen stated at the conclusion of a recent commencement address: Science has taught us how to pasteurize cheese -- but what about the H-Bomb? Have you ever seen…
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