Two cows were standing in a field grazing when they looked up and saw a milk tanker-truck drive by. Painted on the side of the truck in bright red letters was the following:
GLENDALE DAIRY
ULTRA PASTEURIZED
HOMOGENIZED
LACTOSE REDUCED
CALCIUM ADDED
2% FAT
As the tanker passed by, one cow turned to the other and said, “Did you see that? What are they trying to do — give us an inferiority complex?”
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