Promises, Promises

In a parish raffle to end all parish raffles, the first prize was a Rolls Royce, second prize a Mercedes, third prize a Jaguar, and fourth prize a Lincoln Continental. After the raffle had ended, a parishioner asked the pastor about the results: “Who won the Rolls Royce?” “The Bishop. Wasn’t he lucky?” “Who won …

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