He’s Done It Again

A man was returning home in his pickup truck after attending a religious revival meeting. He was still pondering the sermon on Jesus’ miracle of changing water into wine at the marriage feast in Cana when the local sheriff ordered him to “pull over.” Acting on a tip that an illegal still was being operated in the area, the sheriff looked in the man’s truck and saw twelve jugs filled to the brim with liquid. “What’s in those jugs?” he asked. “Oh,” said the man, “that’s fresh spring water. My wife and I drink nothing but fresh spring water.” “I don’t mean to doubt your word, but I’ll have to taste it” said the sheriff. Whereupon he took a drink…