Let’s Do It!

A man was having a terrible time with dizzy spells. No one could tell him what to do about it. He went from doctor to doctor but they were all baffled by his predicament. They tried various medicines and treatments but nothing helped. Meanwhile the dizzy spells were affecting the man’s health severely. He was losing weight. He was losing his strength and vitality. He was losing hope that he would ever recover. Finally, he decided to prepare for death which he believed would soon come. He had lost the will to live. He made arrangements with an undertaker. He bought a cemetery plot. He drew up a Last Will and Testament. Then he went to a men’s shop to buy a set of new clothes to be buried in. He purchased a suit and a pair of shoes. Then he asked to see some size fifteen shirts. “But sir, your neck measures size sixteen and one half,” the clerk said. “No, fifteen,” the man…