Make A List

While on a business trip, a man came to a small Southern town. He decided to look up an old college chum who held the office of Mayor. It being Saturday afternoon, the traveler asked a gas station attendant if he knew where he might find the Mayor. The attendant replied, “That no good so-and-so? He’s probably off fishing, just like every other day.” Then the man went to the local drugstore and asked the clerk if she knew where he might find the Mayor on a Saturday. “That bonehead?” she replied, “I wouldn’t tell you even if I knew.” After several more attempts produced similar hostile answers, the man decided to go to City Hall on the chance that…