Warning And Opportunity

Three persons were standing at the gates of heaven seeking admission: two men and one woman. “I would like to come in,” one of the men said to St. Peter. “All in good time,” Peter replied. “First I must give you a small test. How do you spell ‘God’?” the man immediately replied, “God, G-O-D, God.” “Very good,” said Peter, “you may come in.” Then the second man said, “I’d like to come in.” Again Peter said, “All in good time. First I must give you a small test. How do you spell ‘God’?” Without hesitation the second man said, “God, G-O-D, God?” “Very good,” said Peter, “you may come in.” Then the woman asked to be admitted. “All in good time,” said Peter, “but first I must give you a small test.” “Oh come now, Peter,” she said, “I’ve had it rough all my life. Just because I’m a woman I’ve had to fight for every promotion I’ve ever gotten. I’ve had to take…