Someone has written a little tongue-in-cheek piece about living our lives in reverse. “Life is tough,” it begins …
It takes all of your time, all your weekends, and what do you get at the end of it? Death! — a great reward.
I think that the life-cycle is all backwards.
You should die first — get it out of the way.
Then you live twenty years in an old age home.
You get discharged when you become too young.
You get a gold watch.
You go to work.
You work forty years until you’re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
You go to college.
You play, you party,