MAKOWER’S IMMUTABLE LAWS OF COMPUTING 1)
No matter how much you know about computers, you can find an expert who can render everything incomprehensible. 2) You will never run out of disks or printer ribbons during business hours. 3) The price of a software package is in inverse proportion to the readability of its manual. 4) The size of a computer error is in direct proportion to the importance of the data lost. 5) For every computer error there are at least two human errors, one of which is blaming it on the computer. 6) No matter how long you delay your purchase of a computer product, a faster, cheaper and more powerful version will be introduced within 48 hours. 7) The power never goes out at the beginning of a computing session. 8) If you back up your disk, the original is guaranteed not to fail. 9) Printers are not intended to work the first time you set them up. If they do,…
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