RETIREMENT DEFINITIONS
Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to lose his job. There are a lot of books telling you how to manage when you retire. What most people want is one that’ll tell them how to manage in the meantime. Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure how to spend time without spending money. Forty years ago when a fellow said something about retiring, he was talking about going to bed. “Retirement Security” is making sure all the doors are locked before you go to bed. The key to happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about. One wife’s definition of retirement: “Twice as much husband, and half as much income.” Mandatory retirement is another form of compulsory poverty. Retirement has cured many a businessman’s ulcers – and given his wife one! Author Unknown
To view this resource, log in or sign up for a subscription plan
