CHRISTMAS SURPRISE
I read about a man who gave his wife something very unexpected and unusual last year for Christmas. He wrote: “I don’t understand it. My wife hasn’t spoken to me at all, since last Christmas. Last year I asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she said, ‘Oh, just surprise me.’ So, at three o’clock on Christmas morning, I sat up in bed, gently shook her awake, leaned over and then went, ‘BOO!’.” I thought about doing that to my wife Mary, but she doesn’t look good in wide black and white stripes and I don’t think she would like prison life. Besides, I would like to live for a few more years.
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