Communication | Failure | Humor | Phones | Sanctification/ Church | Service | Technology

STAY USER-FRIENDLY
Don’t let your technology and methods stand in the way of the message of love and forgiveness through Jesus Christ. Here is an amusing example of good technology gone bad: Here is bad voice mail: Thank you for calling 911. In order to serve you better, your call is being routed to the police department, fire department, hospital or mortuary best able to help you. If your home is being broken into, press 1. If the intruder is armed, press 2. If the intruder is in the room from which you are making this call, press 4. If you are attempting to avoid detection and have turned off the lights, press 233920029372, followed by the pound sign. That is not a valid number. Please try again. If you have been attacked since your last choice, are dazed and unable to recall long strings of random numbers, press 1. If you are bleeding, press 4. If you are bleeding all over the rug,…

To view this resource, log in or sign up for a subscription plan

How useful was this resource?

Click on a star to rate it!

Average Rating 0

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

We are sorry that this resource was not useful for you!

Help us improve this resource!

Tell us how we can improve this content?

Scroll to Top
Sign up to get our Free
"Preachers Welcome Package" eBook
(Plus, a few more FREEBIES)