TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
A small boy went to the lingerie department of a store to purchase a gift for his mother. He bashfully told the clerk that he wanted to buy a slip for his mom but he didn’t know her size. The lady explained that it would be helpful if he could describe her — was she fat, thin, short, tall? The youngster replied, “Well, she’s just about perfect.” So the clerk sent him home with a size 34. A few days later, the mother came to exchange the gift, as it was too small. She needed a size 52! Just about perfect!
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