AMAZING
The traveller was sneaking a half-gallon bottle across the Mexican border when a U. S. Customs official searched him. Upon discovering the bottle, the official asked the man what it contained. The traveler replied, “It’s just holy water. I took it from the shrine I visited.” The inspector was suspicious and opened the bottle and took a sniff. He shouted, “This isn’t holy water, it’s tequila!” The traveler lifted his eyes to the sky and cried out, “Good heavens! Yet another miracle.” Adapted from a story in Reader’s Digest
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