Give, Give, Give

It so happened that Henry and Phyllis, married for fifty years, died on the same day. Consequently, they arrived at the Pearly Gates together. Whereupon, the Heavenly Host opened up the Heavenly Treasures and offered them gifts, including beautiful solid gold watches and rings. Then they received matching gold-plated luxury automobiles. After being served a platter of delectable hors d’oeuvres and a choice of every imaginable liquid refreshment, they were escorted by the Heavenly Host to a huge, chauffeured stretch-limousine, which took them to a ten-star heavenly restaurant. Following an incredibly delicious meal they returned to the limousine. “Now I am going to take you to your heavenly home for all eternity,” said the Heavenly Host. “It contains 36 rooms, 11 baths with jacuzzis, an indoor swimming pool and bowling alleys. Outside there is your private 18-hole golf course, 6 tennis courts and …” At this point, Henry poked Phyllis in the ribs. “What’s that for?” she asked. Said Henry, “You and your crazy oat…