A man whose wife was sick decided that he would do the cooking. He did quite well at it until one day when he became very ambitious. He thought he would bake some bread. As often happens the first time around, he misread the recipe and he put two pounds of yeast into the dough. After faithfully following all the other instructions, he put the dough near the heat and waited. Some time later, his wife called down from her upstairs bedroom: “Have you put the dough in the oven yet, dear?” Frantically he replied, “Put it in the oven? I can’t even keep it in the kitchen!”
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