Two gentlemen met on the street one afternoon. One of them was the kind of person who dominates every conversation. “Hey Max,” he said, “you’ve grown taller.” He then went right on talking without giving the other man a chance to say anything. They parted, only to meet again the very next day. “Hey Max, you’ve put on a lot of weight,” the man said and then went right on talking as he had the day before.
The next day they met for the third time. “Hey Max, you’ve grown more hair.” This, at last, was more than the other fellow could take. He immediately broke in and said, “But I’m not Max.” Again, the other man went right on talking. “Oh, you’ve changed your name, too,” he said.
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