Success

Three men were trying to come up with a definition of “success”. Said the first man, “I would consider myself successful if I could have a private, personal conversation with the President of the United States in the White House Oval Office.” The second man said, “I would consider myself successful if, while I am having a private, personal conversation with the President of the United States in the White House Oval Office, his hotline rings — and he ignores it.” Said the third man, “For me to feel successful, I would be having a private, personal conversation with the President of the United States in the White House Oval Office, the hotline rings, he answers it and he says, ‘It’s for you.’”