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ONE-LINER WISDOM
“Check carefully to see if you any words out.” “I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.” “Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?” “There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.” “Don’t use a big word where diminutive verbiage will suffice.” “For people who like some peace and quiet, use a phoneless cord.” “Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.” “Department of Redundancy Department” “Don’t be so open- minded that your brains fall out.”