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ASSEMBLING JEHOVAH WITNESSES
A certain family kept getting unwanted visits from the Jehovah Witnesses. It was an annoying inconvenience; the husband or wife would tell their unwelcome callers that they were not interested in the Jehovah Witnesses. They would then explain to their two young children that these people were Jehovah’s Witnesses and they did not believe all the things that true Christians believed. While on vacation in another city, this family drove by a Jehovah’s Witness ASSEMBLY Hall. One of the young children carefully read the sign in front of the building and announced his discovery: “I found out where they make those Jehovah Witnesses!”