BOASTING CHESS NUTS
A group of chess players had congregated in the lobby of a big New York hotel. Each person tried to outdo the other in tales of his prowess in mastering opponents. After a while, the hotel manager shouted, “Everybody out!” Asked why, he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!” From Humor is Tremendous, pg. 33
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