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POPPINS FRESH
Mary Poppins was traveling home but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary. “Sorry, no,” came the reply, “but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu? “Mary smiled, took the menu and perused it. “Hmm, I would like hmmm, cauliflower, cheese, please.” “Certainly madam,” he replied. “And can I have breakfast in bed?” asked Mary politely. The receptionist nodded and smiled. “In that case, I would love a couple of eggs please…poached,”Mary mused. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk. “Morning madam….sleep well?” “Yes thank you,” Mary replied. “Food to your liking?”…

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