I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN I
‘m the life of the party, even when it lasts until 8 PM. I’m usually interested in going home before I get where I’m going. I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without aspirin, beano, & antacid. I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I’m smiling all the time, because I can’t hear a word you’re saying. I’m very good at telling stories, over & over & over. I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren aren’t as bright as mine. I’m so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care. I’m not grouchy. I just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, & children. I’m positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a secret place. I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg. I’m having trouble remembering simple words…
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