WRONG DRINK
There’s this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble- making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and immediately drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver is mean, but never intends to make a grown man cry. He says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see you crying like that.” “No, it’s not the drink. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in the cab. The cab driver…
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