A BAD DAY WHEN
You know it’s going to be a really bad day when… You wake up face down on the pavement. You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke…and then realize that you don’t have a waterbed. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. You wake up to get ready for work and the sun is shining and the sky is blue… but you’re working the graveyard shift. You decide to put on the clothes you wore home from the party… and there aren’t any! You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You finally get your newspaper on time in the morning, and there’s a great obituary article in it about you. Your friend calls you to compliment you on the way you really “told off that policeman last night” and the last thing you remember is happy hour. You open the refrigerator to get some milk for your cereal, and your picture is on the…
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