DATING DEFINITIONS DATING –
the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like now, but will learn to like a lot less in time. ATTRACTION – the act of associating one’s own desperation with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely desperate people meet. INDIFFERENCE – a woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.” INTERESTING – a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. IRRITATING HABITS – what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people turn into after a few months together. LAW OF RELATIONSHIPS – the less you care about a given man, the harder he is to get rid of. LAW OF RELATIVITY – how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is. POTATO CHIPS…
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