PAINFUL PUNS
Hangover: The wrath of grapes. Income Tax: Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it’s jacked up to be. Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie. To my sweetheart: My cooking’s gotten better since I fondue. A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats, and the police didn’t have anything to go on. Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins. Kleptomaniac: One who can’t help himself from helping himself.
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