ELEMENTARY GENDERS
Elemment: Woman Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight 120(more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical Properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element: Man Symbol: XY Common names: Varies anywhere from John to !#$%&(? Atomic Weight: 180+/- 100 Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Diffucult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples. Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with WO any chance it can…
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