YOU’VE GOT MAIL
A man was mowing his front yard when his neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. His neighbor opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later his neighbor came out of the house again, went to the mail box and again opened it and slammed it shut, then angrily returned into the house. As the man was getting ready to edge his lawn, his neighbor came out yet another time, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by these repetitive actions, the man asked his neighbor, “Is something wrong?” His neighbor answered with a scowl: “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL!'” Adapted from a submission by Barb Stephens, Ft. Collins, Colorado
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