SEVEN AGES OF MAN When you're 20, you want to wake up romantic. When you're 30, you want to wake up married. When you're 40, you want to wake up successful. When you're 50, you…
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OIL OF OLD LADY A little girl hugged her grandmother and said, "You smell so wonderful, Grandmother! Is that Oil of Old Lady?"
POLITICS & AGE Any man who is under thirty, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over thirty, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Sir Winston…
VICTORIA'S SECRET EXPOSED Victoria's Secret has been discovered. The secret is that nobody who is older than thirty can fit into her stuff.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs of old age. The first is…
IMPROVED CREATION The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch…
EXCESSIVE ABSENCES Attention: All Personnel Subject: Excessive Absences The following rules are now in effect: Sickness: Absolutely no excuses. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof, as we believe that if you…
AGE-OLD WISDOM A man recently learned that compliments must be carefully measured and distributed when he told a woman she looked younger than her actual age. His exact words were: "I'm not sure how old…
AGELESS QUALITY OF MIND Age is a quality of mind, If you have left your dreams behind, If hope is lost, If you no longer look ahead, If ambitions fires are dead, Then you are…
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
KEEPING AHEAD OF IT ALL The old plumber was admonishing his young helper, who was always taking coffee breaks. "When I was an apprentice," he said, "we used to lay the first two lengths of…
ENCOURAGED BY CHRONICLES Uncle Billy was an elderly shut-in. One day, his pastor--a young man, still a seminary student, visited him. When the pastor rose to leave, Uncle Billy said, "Pastor, would you read me…
AGELESS QUALITY OF MIND By Cecilia Payne Grove Age is a quality of mind If you have left your dreams behind If hope is lost If you no longer look ahead If ambitions fires are…
SOCRATES & TIME There is nothing more remarkable in the life of Socrates than that he found time in his old age to learn to dance and play on instruments, and thought it time well…
JUDGING THE HIGHEST MATTERS You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a…
AGE & FAITH Not one of them who took up in his youth with this opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. Plato Laws 888, found in…
TIME DEVOURS ALL Time the devourer of all things. Ovid Metamorphoses IV, 428 found in Familiar Quotes by John Bartlett, p. 129
AGE & TEMPTATIONS In time, you stop worrying about avoiding temptation. As you get older, it starts avoiding you.
TIME IS A CIRCUS Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away. -- Ben Hecht, American screenwriter
TOP TEN SONGS FOR PEOPLE OVER FORTY 1 0. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything? 6. The Lack O'…
