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AT MOTHER’S KNEE Virtues are learned at mother’s knee…vices at some other joint.

Children | Church | Gift | Humor | Offering | Preachers | Preaching | Sermons | Worship

GIVE MONEY & RUN A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give

Assurance | Children | Fellowship with God | Humor | Identity | Messes | Mother | Mothers | Sin

DOES MOMMY KNOW ME? Like physical parents, God does not forget his children just because they sin. But sometimes his children do not have that assurance of their true relationship

Confession | Confessions | Golf | Humor | Profanity | Providence | Sin | Speech | StorySports | Stress

MISSED THE PUTT A man goes to the confessional. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks back. “Well,” the man starts,

Attitudes | Brains | Humor | Opinions | Self | Short ShortsAttitude | Wisdom

TOO OPEN-MINDED Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out. Debby Somer

Business | Deceit | Deception | Humor | Intelligence | Knowledge | Logic | Sales | Wisdom

A HEAD FOR SMARTS A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my

Anger | Assumptions | Communication | Humor | Labor | Perceptions | Self | Understanding

BIG JOHN DOESN’T PAY One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few

Appealing Talk | Communication | Decency | Humor | Ministry | Preaching | Sermons | Story

CENSORED PREACHER Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in

Defeat | Failure | Habits | Humor | Logic | Problems | Solutions | Temptation | Temptations | Understanding | Wisdom

RAISE THE FENCE OR LOCK THE GATE Our attempts at avoiding temptation are not always successful as we take half-hearted measures in dealing with our sin. At times we may

Communication | Honor | Humor | Insults | Intelligence | Knowledge | Stupidity | Understanding

SUBTLE INSULTS For those who like to be polite while being mean, here is a new list of vicious subtleties: A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries

Creation | Crime | Humor | Perceptions | Perspective | StoryViolence | Time

FAST CRIME A sloth is out for a walk when he’s mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he goes to make a police report. “Can you describe the

Answers | Cooking | Flexibility | Guidance | Home | Humor | Mother | Standards | Women

MEASUREMENT OF A CUP A newly wed woman called her mother and asked her a question about making a cake. “Mother, the recipe calls for a cup of sugar. Do

Children | Communication | Discipleship | Family | Father | Humor | Knowledge | Perceptions | Perspectives | Stories | Understanding

A TALKING PIG My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for

Appearances | Children | Discipleship | Humor | Knowledge | Perceptions | Perspective | Perspectives | School | Understanding

EMPTY HEADED? A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, “Now, boys, if I stood on my head