AN INOPPORTUNE DRINK Two cars collided on a curving country road. The drivers got out and exchanged information in a gentlemanly way. Then one driver took out a flask and […]
Chemical Abuse | Deceit | Drinking | Driving | Humor | Lies | Opportunity | Warning Read More »
NOT SO HARD TIMES It seems like today’s teenagers will have a hard time telling children of their own what they did without.
MISTAKES AND LAUGHS If you learn to chuckle at your mistakes, you will seldom be short of laugh material.
Failure | Humor | Laughter | Perspective | Short Shorts Read More »
ONE DAY RIP-OFF A grandmother would up a children’s church bulletin and send it to her eight year old granddaughter in Tucson. On the days the bulletins would arrive the
LAWS OF LIFE Johnson’s Law: There is nothing to scratch but the surface. William’s Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute force
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GEOMETRIC HUMANITY Here are a few of the words we use to tell what shape we are in: Well Rounded Square Block Head Two Faced Double Minded Narrow Minded Circular
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WE DO IT FAST Only in America could these two industries thrive: fast food restaurants and fast weight-loss clinics.
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JOBS WITHOUT WORK Millions of American are not working… but thank God, they’ve got jobs! By Henry R. Luce, founder of Time
INCONCLUSIVE ECONOMISTS If all economists were laid end to end, they still would not reach a conclusion. By George Bernard Shaw
A SURE WAY TO WIN Anyone can win… unless there happens to be a second entry. By humorist George Ade
WITHOUT CUSTOMERS Anyone who thinks the customer is not important should try doing without him for a period of 90 days.
NOT LIKE MOM A mother with two young children put them to bed and went to prepare herself for bed. She put on some old clothes and went to the
KEEP YOUR PANTS ON It was one of Mother’s hectic days. Her small son, who had been playing outside, came in with his pants torn. “You go right in, remove
WHEN WITHOUT A TISSUE One day I looked out the door to check on my four-year-old and two-year-old playing outside. My two-year-old, Ellen, was on the ground face down and
BIG BROTHER BLUES A mother held her three-year-old son on her lap and informed him that he would soon be a big brother. She said that he could push the
THE COB IN THE COBWEB Terri Ryan, Texas When Meghan was about four, she noticed a cobweb (horrors!) on my ceiling. She said, “Mama, there is a spider web with
WHEN FLAKES ARE DROPS Several years ago, we actually had snow one winter morning here in Houston. My oldest, Meghan, then six or seven years old said, “Mommy just look
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SLEEPING WITH GOD The burst of thunder sent a three year old flying into her parents’ bedroom. “Mommy, I’m scared,” she said. The mother, half awake and half unconscious replied,
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MOM’S OLD DAUGHTERS A 100 year old woman was honored at a birthday celebration by her four daughters. She was asked if she felt that old. She looked around the
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JUST LIKE MOM MADE IT The young bride just could not live up to the standards set by her husband’s mother. She tried her best to cook like his mother,
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